PIRATE J. FOUND GUILTY OF THE FOLLOWING:
- Stealing hearts wherever he goes
- Stealing kisses on a daily basis
- Stealing the limelight in all possible situations
- Conning people into doing his bidding with his smiles
Be warned to exercise caution upon encounter with the above-mentioned individual. The individual is known to be able to hypnotise, charm and manipulate all who he comes into contact with to be at his beck and call. It has been reported that interaction with the individual can be highly addictive and may cause many sleepless nights of sweet memories.
Make contact at your own risk.
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